My cards are for zombie, pirate, ninja, music, cowboy, comic, movie, television and nerd lovers (but I don't discriminate).
Take a gander at my anniversary, birthday, congratulations, get well soon, love, friendship, thank you, and un greeting cards. Also keep a look out for seasonal holiday sections including: Mother's Day, Easter, Graduation cards, Father's Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years.
Take a gander at my anniversary, birthday, congratulations, get well soon, love, friendship, thank you, and un greeting cards. Also keep a look out for seasonal holiday sections including: Mother's Day, Easter, Graduation cards, Father's Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years.
You Wanted Cash For Your Birthday - Johnny Cash Birthday Greeting Card
Everyone could use a little Cash now and then, why not give some for the
next birthday marked on your calendar? This silly card is perfect for
friend or family, and could either be filled with cash (the kind you
spend on stuff) or filled only with disappointment!
Interior reads: “An odd request, but there you go! Happy Birthday”
Interior reads: “An odd request, but there you go! Happy Birthday”
$
2.75
He's Singing "Happy Birthday" -- Zombie Birthday Greeting Card
What the hell is that zombie on about? Is he...no...wait...is he really singing?
This card is perfect for any birthday, either in current times or in the coming zombie apocalypse!
Interior reads: “(He’s singing “Happy Birthday”) Happy Birthday”
$
2.75
Time Is Not On Your Side -- Happy Birthday Greeting Card
Time is NOT on your side.
Seriously, time is working against you. Perfect card for the age-conscious person!
Interior reads: “Happy Birthday”
Seriously, time is working against you. Perfect card for the age-conscious person!
Interior reads: “Happy Birthday”
$
2.75
Shit -- Belated Birthday Greeting Card
Shit.
You totally forgot his birthday! What an idiot. You are a horrible friend. Well, maybe if you get him this card he’ll forgive you. He’ll sure as hell laugh a bit (at your stupidity).
Interior reads: “Happy (belated) Birthday”
You totally forgot his birthday! What an idiot. You are a horrible friend. Well, maybe if you get him this card he’ll forgive you. He’ll sure as hell laugh a bit (at your stupidity).
Interior reads: “Happy (belated) Birthday”
$
2.75
How to be a Rock Star -- Birthday Greeting Card
How to be a Rockstar.
Know someone with all the makings of a rock star? Let them know that it’s okay to rock out on their birthday with this awesome card.
Interior reads: “Rock Out on Your Birthday”
Know someone with all the makings of a rock star? Let them know that it’s okay to rock out on their birthday with this awesome card.
Interior reads: “Rock Out on Your Birthday”
$
2.75
PENIS -- So I got your attention Birthday Greeting Card
PENIS
So this caught your attention? Good! Hopefully you know someone with a birthday who is equally distracted by naughty words. If so, then this is the perfect card!
Interior reads: “Now that I have your attention, Happy Birthday”
So this caught your attention? Good! Hopefully you know someone with a birthday who is equally distracted by naughty words. If so, then this is the perfect card!
Interior reads: “Now that I have your attention, Happy Birthday”
$
2.75
Here's To Getting Old and Forgetful -- Vintage Woman Birthday Greeting Card
I have no idea who I just called!
Know someone who is having "senior" moments already? Remind them of their old age with this funny and unique greeting card. Perfect as a birthday card or even just an age reminder!
Interior reads: “Here's to Getting Old & Forgetful. Happy Birthday”
$
2.75
You Are Getting Old and Crazy -- Senile Old Man Birthday Greeting Card
You are getting old and crazy
Know someone who's getting a little senile? This card is perfect for his next birthday! Remind him of how crazy he's gotten with this silly card.
Interior reads: “But we love you anyways. Happy Birthday”
$
2.75
You So Don't Want To Mess With This -- Mustache Birthday Greeting Card
You so don't want to mess with this.
Mustaches are not to be messed with. You either have cojones to wear one, the taste to admire one, or you’re intimidated by the awesomeness of upper lip hair. Either way, this card is the most perfect and random way to say happy birthday.
Interior reads: “Happy Birthday”
Mustaches are not to be messed with. You either have cojones to wear one, the taste to admire one, or you’re intimidated by the awesomeness of upper lip hair. Either way, this card is the most perfect and random way to say happy birthday.
Interior reads: “Happy Birthday”
$
2.75
Ninjas Don't Celebrate Birthdays -- Happy Birthday Greeting Card
Ninjas don't celebrate birthdays. They celebrate kicking ass.
They Celebrate kicking ass. Because, you know...ninjas are REALLY good at kicking ass. It's sort of their thing.
Interior reads: Luckily for you, you still kick ass on your birthday.
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2.75
You Just Have to be Faster Than Your Friends -- Zombie Birthday Card
In the zombie apocalypse you won't have to be faster than the zombies. You'll just have to be faster than your friends.
Do you have someone in your life just biding his or her time until the zombies attack? This birthday card is perfect for those who are thoroughly prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse!
Interior reads: “Until then…Happy Birthday”
Do you have someone in your life just biding his or her time until the zombies attack? This birthday card is perfect for those who are thoroughly prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse!
Interior reads: “Until then…Happy Birthday”
$
2.75
