My cards are for zombie, pirate, ninja, music, cowboy, comic, movie, television and nerd lovers (but I don't discriminate). 

Take a gander at my anniversary, birthday, congratulations, get well soon, love, friendship, thank you, and un greeting cards. Also keep a look out for seasonal holiday sections including: Mother's Day, Easter, Graduation cards, Father's Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years. 
You Popped Your Cherry -- Congrats on Your First Time -- Congratulations Greeting Card

You popped your cherry!

Get your mind out of the gutter! This card isn't for that first time! It is just for a first time at anything--flying a plane, or performing publicly (and not that kind of performing!)

Interior reads: Congratulations On Your First Time
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Congrats on Finally Dumping the Bastard -- Congratulations Greeting Card
Finally that awesome lady you know dumped that bastard of a husband/boyfriend/fiance. He was overpowering, controlling, and simply not nice. Time to celebrate independence and congratulate your friend on having the ovaries big enough to dump him.

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Congrats on Finally Dumping the Bitch -- Congratulations Greeting Card
Finally that awesome guy you know dumped that bitch of a wife/girlfriend/fiance. She was overpowering, controlling, and simply not nice. Time to celebrate independence and congratulate your friend on having the stones big enough to dump her.

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Congratulations on the birth of your little monster -- Baby Greeting Card
Know someone that just gave birth to a little monster? Say congratulations with this awesome greeting card!

Interior reads: “Congratulations on the birth of your little monster.”
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Congrats on Your Promotion (Mr. Manager) -- Congratulations Arrested Development Greeting Card
Woohoo! You're Mr. Manager now. (No, its just 'manager'). Congrats on breaking through that glass ceiling.

Interior reads: Congratulations on your promotion. 
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Congrats on Your Engagement (It's all downhill from here) -- Congratulations Greeting Card

Congrats On Your Engagement!

Yeah! You're getting married! Congratulations! But seriously...sorry man.

Interior reads: (It's all downhill from here)
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